John Isn’t Leader

You people follow him like lemmings. Do you ahve any idea what a poll is? It is done using popular vote. Now, should you claim that RPF is one of the largest armies, and should you say that we have some of the most members of all, then having one person decide who the leader is doesn’t really back any of this up. I have an idea. It involves not having a leader. All of you congress members will make decisions based on popular vote, and you will choose a designated time on which you can all make it to the meeting, so that no one is left out. Should anyone not be able to make it then the meeting will be called off. It is the only fair way to do this, because you peopel obviously have no idea how to run anything efficiantly.

-Kyle Cease ~ hating all of you.

P.S. We are following the path os every large army that has already collapsed before us. Look at them. One leader for a long time, a second leader for shorter, a third for really short, and then they just became nothing. We have to elect someone who can stay with the program forever, which means that we can’t elect any one person. Instead we need the congress to make all of these decisions together, we can always replace a congress member, but replacing a leader is a little harder to do.

Commando717: We took a popular vote, according to the poll down the page. Ziehen is leader, not John. I rather just go with one leader for now so RPF can get back on track. Thats all I have to say for now. If you disagree with that statement Im not going to finish the Commanda movie any time soon. I plan to finish it some time within the next three weeks due to my busy schedule of death. One more thing, Im going to make a post soon that is going to dis every army on CP because now if I were to describe the current situation of all armies it would be NOOB. That means you ACP, especially you.

Total Quitting

This post will be written by 2 brothers. Of the Oleynikov family. Sergie and his brother Jake.

Sergie: Yes..Yes…I think it finally came. I can see everyone retiring. I see arguments, cussing, porn. What has this army turned into? I spent 8 months in RPF. Everything was good. Until these gay leader elections come. I knew that it would be the end because of Ziehen and Big Boss. I knew Ziehen would not stand making BIg Boss a leader. So now. Its like Rebel Rebel Federation. I was thinking of coming back. I will see. If this argument wont stop after 3 days after this post. I will definatly not take all of this bullshit.

Jake: I began to like RPF, I thought of staying in it a looong time. But now my brother Serg made a good point. Guys? WTF? We lost so many people of all of this. Face it. Im out.

Commando717: NOBODY CARED YOU RETIRED IN THE FIRST PLACE, SO STOP POSTING!

Poll!

Big Boss: There is no reason to try to stop this from happening. In Germany, we call it a “Confirmation” poll. It means that if you are a “good/suitable” leader, people will vote for you once again. The link is listed below. Candidates are: Big Boos/John Borne, Dragonninja0, Gregorey, Kman, Tommer651, and Ziehen. Lpg123 has chosen not to run for this Poll. Just trying to increase the democracy of our Army.

Sincerely,

Ziehen

Jaja1995 Retires :(

Well, Jaja has been away for a month, things have changed to much for him and now he wants to move in life, and he is retiring from RPF. He wrote this all in a comment so l decided to make a post so that everyone will see it. everything below from this post is all done by Jaja1995 and l have not changed it at all.

Cya Later Mates!!

-Lpg 123

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well just stopping bye to say i quit since this place has become a s**t hole and not the place it was 1 year and a bit when i joined. i gotta say that rpf is ove guys club penguin is over, u cant expect to be playing these child game for your whole life you gotta move on in life. Especially the people in rpf who are teens. The only way you can live life is try different things and go out. I made a saying ”live every second because that second wont be coming back” and its true. ive met so many cool people in my time here but this game is separeting friendships for good. so im leaving guys. after 1 year and 1 month of rpf duty i think its the right time to leave seeing rpf isnt going anywhere, the only news we are getting is john going on about i dont know. I would like to thank these people:

Lpg123- keep in touch on msn you aussie stud lol

kg- awesome bloke so good to talk to

Commando717 - a great leader

John bourne - we went on so many cool missions you really helped me get to the top. (but i think u fired me and banned me for life a post down -_-)

Dragon - Your a funny bloke

Ziehen - i loved talking to you about soccer for those couple of times lol. (i wanted to go to germany when i went away but my parents said we dont have enough time to)

many more

i can name heaps of people but then i would have to leave comments to make it fair but everyone in rpf is a cool bloke or chik. Those people really helped me get to the top as warlord of military and fear head warlord.

so Arrivedeci my Rpf friends, i might go on to rpf chat on weekends at times.

Goodbye, Jaja1995

Commando717: Finally, about time somebody grew up from my era. Im still waiting for… lets just say if I said a lot of armies would be mad at us. Cya Jaja

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAH! OMG! THIS IS SERGIE AND REMEMBER WHEN I SAID I WAS 16! WHO ACTUALLY BELIEVED ME! ALL OF U DID !!! IM actually 15 i wanted to see how many ppl would fall for it. lol. XD XD XD Guys I will come back if u let me please john edit and tell me if i can get my rank back. my bro will quit, who is jake cuz ill bitch slap him

Ziehen, WHAT MORE DO YOU FREAKING WANT FROM ME!

Ziehen, I supported you throughout your rpf life, when you wanted to quit, I turned to you and asked you to not quit, I supported you through many other elections, when Dragon wanted to suspend you so you wouldn’t be compitition I and a lot of other people backed you up, I even posted many times about it to fight against Dragon’s accusations. I tried to make the time for the elections as fair as possible so others can show up and you could show up, then after I was fairly elected since no one but me and tommer showed, I gave you and all the other canididates big promotions. Most of you, actually all of you are now second in command, each looking after a branch, and most are in congress! I have given you luxury in this army, and yet, you don’t except it! On some comments I recently saw, you wanted to make a pole about me staying leader or not, or something like that, YOU WANT ME OUT AFTER WHAT I HAVE GIVEN YOU! IT WASN’T MY FAULT YOU DECIDED TO SLEEP DURING THE ELECTIONS, IT ISN’T MY FAULT ME AND TOMMER WERE THE ONLY ONES TO SHOW, AND THE OTHERS DIDN’T, THAT WAS THEIR CHOICE! NOT MINE! And now you want me out and a new election to take place, do you think that is fair to me, one of my best friends wants me out for a rank he could get NEXT CHRISTMAS! YOUR THREATENING TO PRESSURE ME! AND I HAVE GIVEN YOU SO MUCH! It is because it isn’t enough for you, like it is for Dragon. I don’t want to fire anyone, I want this to be as good as it can possibly be for you guys, but if you pressure me, after I have given you all I can give, I might as well just take it all back, if you don’t like that much! I have a short fuse, and I don’t want it to pop, because of one person. Just get over it! The apocalypse has not occured, it isn’t the end of the world! I do not know what else to say, I can’t give anything else. Give it up ok! There is no point. Everything, all these well deserved promotions, all these changes that could be made, that can now be made, will all go waste just because you slept when the elections were happening. All this, gone, just because one person, was not satisfied. I don’t think I understand you anymore Ziehen. Think about this PLEASE FOR CHRIST SAKE ISNTEAD OF WHINING AND YELLING YOUR WAY THREW EVERYTHING LIKE YOU USUALLY DO. At least that is what Sergie says.

-Big Boss RPF Leader

P.S: I am leaving for Hamilton tommorow I think my aunt still doesn’t have internet but I am pretty sure there is like an internet cafe or something where I can use wireless or something, I don’t know, but until then, Greg is incharge for the time being, and I won’t be back from Hamilton till Monday.

Back +Update

Ok, My comp has been fixed, everything is good, now, I am going to initiate my first level of changes to the RPF. First I would like to make a little uniform change, actually, you are, I am sending out a new customize your own uniform thing, for rpf who wanna be an individual. The only thing is that You have to keep the black hoodie, the guitar, and I think I might have you keep the night vision I have no idea, oh on the hoodie side, you can use something like that black musician suit on the job’s section as the body item, it’s close to the hoodie when your looking outside of the player card. Also there is the uniform with the football uniform, you can use that too. Heavy Trooper it was called. Another hand, Bob and Me a while back came up with a tank trooper idea, it is basically you wear all the same stuff except instead of the hoodie or football uniform you use the knight body armor, lol, it is just an idea you can use it if you want. Now before I go any further, to those of you who don’t like me being leader i.e Werty Gerty, Kyle , etc. If you don’t like me being leader, I don’t care if you don’t like it you can go piss yourselves for all I care, or, you can get used to it, either way, then again I don’t have to worry about it cause Kyle isn’t part of rpf, and werty quit cause he was to insecure, boohoo. Now Orgulan rejoined all of a sudden, I wonder why lol, anyways, he is wondering if it is alright if he can be a warlord again, I don’t like deciding these things, so I will leave this descision to The Second Command who is in charge of the navy, cause I think orgulan was in the navy last time I saw him, I am not sure, but whatever branch he was in, the second command who is assigned to watch over that branch can decide. Now another thing, I am having a celebration at my igloo The Federation Party Station to celebrate my election, the date is friday, I am not sure what time, probably 5pm pst or 8pm pst, I am not sure yet for now. All I ask is that if your gonna show up, don’t rant about how upset you are about me being leader, don’t be like Iggy from Liberty Rock Radio on GTA 4, he complains during all the songs half the time, and it is annoying, if your gonna come, be respectful, you never know what a little respect towards a leader will get you. Oh and Werty, I was gonna fire you before I realised you quit because your a warlord, who doesn’t play cp, and honestly, all warlords should be on CP, and if they aren’t it is obviously more fair that someone else should get that position, so good bye werty gerty. Ok, on my next post I will have you comment on it ONLY ONCE so I can count up all the active members, be sure to post your current rank and your branch, plus I will be issuing some people to the F.E.A.R branch to give Kman people to work with. So be ready, ok that is all the time I have right now, tommorow I will post to re assigne post for you to comment on. Cya later.

-Big Boss RPF Leader

P.S: Kyle, you should have stayed on vacation.

We Are All Going To Die

John Bourne elected leader of the RPF, huh? Well, I will tell you guys something, I leave for 2 weeks, 2 motherfreaking weeks, and you guys lose us all of our popularity, and all of our viewers, and all of everything. JOHN BOURNE = LEADER, DOES NOT COMPUTE! Seriously! Omfg I don’t know what I am going to do my opnly option is to really get to work on a Federation website.

Quick Post

Ok, I dont got much time, but for the rest of this day and maybe a bit of tommorow, I won’t be able to get on because my father is doing this huge computer clean up, since I have attracted a lot of viruses from Music Downloads, Downloads, and downloads that shouldn’t be downloaded from people under 18, So now we gotta clean up a lot of shit and I can’t get on because of it, so I am leaving Greg incharge while I wait for my Dad to finish. I can get on now cause he’s taking a bathroom break, but I must leave soon. To conclude, I won’t be getting on till tommorow, and during my absence I will work on my changes for RPF in between.

-Big Boss RPF Leader

GoodBye & Spawned HQ

Hey guys it’s me Serg. I just wanted to say that me and my friend drake are starting up a Gaming HQ. http://spawned.wordpress.com/ And no, we didn’t want to copy commando’s idea of expanding. I am just sick of staying here. And this might be very sad news for you but this is my last post here. I am leaving forever. My brother Jake might join though. And you can join Spawned Headquarters which is stated in the link I just wrote above.

Goodbye RPF, RGF, RWF

Sergie717 (Served 8 months) (Veteran) (Retired Warlord of Airforce)

And Zie, I just want to wish you luck on AF

What a Freaking Odd Outcome

Ok, Wow, The elections just finished, I can’t believe this shit, lol, It ended with only two canididates being there, Tommer and Big Boss, Nobody was showing up, it would have been declared a tie and then a pole would be made for rpf to vote for Tommer, or Big Boss, but then, Niel came on! Holy shit what a surprise! It was his vote that would decide, and after 10 minutes of some serious emotional shit, niel voted Big Boss to be the leader. For all other canididates, Do not worry, I promised a lot of you whoever would be voted leader would give you guys promotions, all of you will get something now that I am in, not just the canididates, everybody!

First off, I think I have figured out something, Dragon before he left posted that I changed the elections to next sunday, I didn’t, I think that post is what screwed a lot of you canididates, for that you will be given something to help you guys out. First off, Dragon will be going on trial for his actions of the past few weeks, the new congress which I will chose this week, (the original congress will still be in) will chose Dragon’s fate, along with my final verdict. Next, We are sorting out the ranks, I will be throwing out who is inactive, and replacing them with someone active, I will be bringing Kman back into the ranks as well. He will not be in any of the current branches, no, a new one is coming, a very very important one, this branch will also sort out the ranks, a lot, a lot of you will be high and mighty because of this. Now, I am going to start off with a few high rank changes.

Here is the current list.

Leader-Big Boss

Second in Commands- Each 2nd Com. Watches over a specific branch.Gregorey( Millitary Branch), Tommer(Navy Branch), Kman(F.E.A.R Branch not unit), Ziehen (Air Force Branch) LPG (Marines Branch)

Marines Head Warlord- Blak Mafias

Airforce Head Warlord- Ziehen will chose who that is

Navy Head Walord- Tommer Choses

Millitary Head Warlord- ClipImac6

F.E.A.R Head Warlord-Jaja when he comes back

That is all I can give for those ranks, The second in commands will be in charge of the ranks for the branches they have been given to look after, so they chose the remaining ranks.

Now about those ranks, if you want to be in those ranks, comment on the next post only once to show you are active, what branch your in, what your current rank is, yattiya and the second in commands can set you up with a new rank.

Now, as for congress. The new congressman will be-

Bobliosenior- Blak Mafias- ClipImac6- Nielsenkc- Pankake if he comes on-Islandershky Plus the original congress and me.

Now, I am going to take a break, but before I leave, Next Friday I will be holding a celebration at my igloo, it will be the opening night for the Federation Party Station!I dunno what time but it will be late at night

Cya later

Big Boss-RPF Leader

P.S When I leave, Gregorey will take my place as leader. I will discuss more on this later.

And please, don’t quit because you didn’t want me to be leader, that just ain’t cool, besides, I got a lot of good stuff coming up.

Update+What the Hell!

In aproximatly  1 hour and 6 minutes, the election for leader will take place on RPF chat, just saying.

Now I have something big to discuss.

What the fuck is going on! People are qutting like there is no tommorow! What the hell!

We just lost Orgulan!

Now a lot of people are saying we are dead on cp, now honestly, we aren’t, you guys just never show up for anything anymore! and you claim that we are dead! What the hell! FYI We had a battle a few days ago, and more are on there way as soon as a leader is elected, I didn’t see you show up for that battle! I haven’t seen you show up on RPF chat for a while either, and you say we are dead! We are never dead! You just never come on and you think we are dead.  Once the elections are finished, I am calling an all out recruitment drive for new soldiers. First I will have everyone, only post one comment on a specific post, to see which soldiers are active, whoever doesn’t put on a comment on that upcoming post will not be included in the ranks. After that, we will have a large recruitment drive on Mammoth and other popular servers. Also, all current active troops, if you have any friends who play this game, or know any kid anybody that would be interested in playing and joining this army, please have them look up RPFrulers.wordpress.com and we can hire them, I want commited troops, not one time muscle. Start now if you want, we need those troops. Here is something you should notice next time if we ever lets say meet up with the nachos on cp. They are 4 times our god damn size, that isn’t good for what should be the most largest army on CP.

No, There was No Such Post

I don’t know what you are talking about Dragon, but there wasn’t any such post, the elections are today at 1pm PST, 4 0 clock my time. If there is a canididate who doesn’t show up IN PERSON, they can’t be voted leader, regardless of replacements, because I clearly said in person many times. So remember canididates

ELECTIONS-TODAY 1PM PST

WHO- THE CANIDIDATES- BIG BOSS, TOMMER, KMAN, LPG, ZIEHEN, DRAGON and Gregorey.

eDIT: LPG told me he couldn’t make it because 4pm was like 6am his time or something, so , I will be repaying him with a guranteed promotion, since he does deserve one for how loyal he is and such. He might make it though, who knows.

Dragon won’t be making it because of that camp of his, but I can’t give him a promotion since he is second in command-Or so he says.

I hope Kman makes it, I know that he will be issued back into the RPF ranks guaranteed by whoever is made leader.

Now lets just hope the rest of us can make it.

Where-RPF CHAT

WHY- TO CHOSE A NEW RPF LEADER!

Now as a message to other RPF, please try to make this election, anyone can vote, but only for the canididates who actually made the elections. Please make it today and support your choice of leader, in hopes that he will make it. If nobody but the canididates who can make it show up, it will just be a simple vote between canididates.

wtf

well john made a post but it was deleted by som1. idk who but it wasnt me, otherwise i wouldnt be posting this.  john rescheduled the election to next sunday at 1pm, becau se ill be gone till saturday, without internet service cause im going to summercamp, so yeah while im gone kman will be taking my place as rpf second in command. he deserves this he has been in rpf longer then anyone, with exception to me greg and werty gerty. but anywho ill be gone.-dragon- having much fun, much fun indeed

Niko Bellic - The Last Stand

Well folks, today, one of the most majestic deaths in GTA history occured. I, dared myself to take on the cops, and use the health, armor and ammo cheat up to 5 times max, so I did, it was an amazing war that started out in Bohan, the had a high speed car chase that ended up going over to the broker bridge, then, halfway through the bridge, the chase fell down into the river, then, after spawning a speed boat, this war, which had already killed about 34 cops, turned into a high speed boat chase, that took out 50 cops, and 5 choppers. The chase on water stopped at the alderney industrial park. Then an all out war with one man against a million cops issued, and I still didn’t use the cheat once, but I did use ammo cheats, which didn’t count as the one I said I would use up to 5 times. After 254 deaths in counting, a new high speed chase started. 8 cop cars were destroyed by grenades that were thrown out the window. And another 6 cops were killed by a massive Drive by attack from Niko. The chase travelled back to the water, and another boat chase started. 2 choppers were taken out, and 4 cop boats, and I had used the cheat 3 times now. The chase ended at the beach in northwood. Where a foot chase issued. Pushing through police road blocks and waves of cops, Niko killed gracefully. Niko then called for backup, where two 3 guys came in to help him out. As soon as the driver came out of the red hummer, he was shot dead but a fat ass cop, which Niko, in style, shot in the head with his Desert Eagle. After being pushed back into an alley way, with a cop body count of 345, Niko, and the remaining two body guards, ran for a subway stair case. They escaped onto the tracks, which they used to reach another station. The cops were still on them with a 6 star wanted level on Niko’s head. As they immerged out of the subway and onto the surface, cops came outta fuckin nowhere, and a police hummer slammed one of the bodyguards right into a wall, Niko and the remaining man killed the cops in that hummer. Niko checked his bodyguards body, he was moving, but his legs had been slammed and crushed right into the wall, blood smeered on the wall and the hood of the car, the bodyguard, then died a slow painful death on the car and bled out on the hood. Then, the last guard was shot, it was only Niko left, Niko was pushed into an alleyway where he met a dead end. This was it, no more cheats, no escape, armor depleted. Niko, who was being hammered by bullets,  didn’t want to  die without taking his killers with him. Niko pulled out his last grenade, held it in his hand, and ran for the cops,  he ran into the center of the  army, with only seconds left, and just before the last bullets that would be fired could kill him,  BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  The grenade exploded and destroyed the surrounding cops and cop cars, the explosions killed even more cops, which exploded more cars, which killed more cops, and in the center, was Niko Bellic, blown to pieces. He died gracefully, with the greatest last stand in history, taking a total of 54 cops with him in the process. A total of 412 cops, were killed, by one man, who did not let cops kill him without him killing them. On July 19th, 413 people died, 412 of them cops, 1 the greatest killer who ever lived.

We salute Niko Bellic, for his passing.

- Big Boss RPF